The Walking Dead: Pisses and Moans

Michonne (Danai Gurira) was brilliant as always,

but...Thank Goodness we got to see more of the Real Deal!

She holds it in when Rick the Dick starts his posturing

and pissing contest early on, and simply maintains herself.

After saving his bone-head life, (and later the twerp's

too,) she still gets hassled, but stays the course.

Hell yeah she's gonna eat the food of your equally-

crazy friend! The mat did in fact say "Welcome!"

(Yeah, ya let somebody else down Rick, ya self-

absorbed control freak!)

Go sweat yourself, high-and-mighty narcissist nut-job Rick;

my girl side-stepped your baloney like a pro.

And finally, someone tells that kid to get off too!
"Cut the bullshit!"

I just felt bad for that hitchhiker, but I guess we

needed yet another guidepost as to how far down

our protagonists have been taken by their

ordeal. Survival's a bitch. Trust, a luxury.

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